bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via tyleroakley)

prguitarman:

I want to believe

(via tastefullyoffensive)

kingsleyyy:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

(via troyesivan)

seeing your teachers in public

shisnojon:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

go AWF

shisnojon:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

go AWF

(via troyesivan)

ok so i went to go on tumblr but instead of typing tum and then letting autofill finish the job i wrote rum and found GOLD

just gold

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(via tyleroakley)

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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(via tyleroakley)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via tyleroakley)

wow man air canada really goes for variety

wow man air canada really goes for variety

this guy’s username is an adventure

this guy’s username is an adventure

Just your average ninja. I like long walks on the beach and karate chopping watermelons. I laugh at my own jokes and pretty much everything else too.

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