beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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(via kingsleyyy)

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out

signal boost

(via italianmobstershootsalobster)

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via cuddly-vikings-bitch)

deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

(via birdfromthenorth)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via danisnotonfire)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via tyleroakley)

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via coltnposey)

Lady Gaga dancing in a hot dog custume.

(via tyleroakley)

whispering words of wisdom, Geraldine

whispering words of wisdom, Geraldine

(via danisnotonfire)

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

(via humoristics)

Just your average ninja. I like long walks on the beach and karate chopping watermelons. I laugh at my own jokes and pretty much everything else too.

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